22 . 07 . 2014

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

2 hours ago

(Source: memewhore)

3 hours ago

falafelforlife:

God damn cute cows being so god damned cute.

(Source: cad-y)

6 hours ago

Ladies, how did you get in my house???

6 hours ago

Also I did not notice a couple of those truly massive bumble bees had someone besieged my room and even made it inside until after I had stripped down and laid back with a bottle of cider.

My laziness now precludes me from removing them from my presence.

6 hours ago

Walked into the wine shop and watched the clerk do a double-take.

Yup, still got it, even when it’s grossly hot out and I’m melting a little.

PS- underboob sweat is the most vile bodily secretion to ever exist.