12 hours ago
   Nothing like a little gin-ger ale with frozen blue berries for ice cubes.

   Nothing like a little gin-ger ale with frozen blue berries for ice cubes.

12 hours ago

fresh-uterus:

BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH

13 hours ago

(Source: faceobok)

14 hours ago
The only thing capable of taming a mohawk is a flower crown.

The only thing capable of taming a mohawk is a flower crown.

14 hours ago

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

19 . 08 . 2014
Just in case any of you forgot how fucking cute I am.

Just in case any of you forgot how fucking cute I am.

18 . 08 . 2014

My beer was in the passenger seat and apparently it weighed enough to trip the airbag sensor.

My car cares about the safety of my booze.

I’m so happy.